“The “coolest” thing I have ever heard about taxes is a quote from my great-grandfather (the aforementioned fake Marx) who quipped, “All you have to do is pay 20% of your income and the government doesn’t send in pogroms to burn your house down and rape your women?” He did not end that with “Whatta country!” but he would in the film remake.”

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